Thursday, 13 September 2007

the shitlist

Aston Martin tops cool brands list.
Buehehehe.
What in god's name does a marketing group know about cool?
Answers on a postcard to "absolutely nothing, flat blah blah, Spain".
A more accurate name for this list, which you can see in more detail here, would be "popular with morons list."
It's just a list of famous brands, there's nothing cool about it or the brands!

Aston Martin? Expensive cars for rich old men - NOT FUCKING COOL!

And what on earth is cool about Amazon? It may be cheap, and perhaps useful... but cool? Piss off.

We have a list of well known expensive luxury brands - which ARE NEVER COOL - and the rest are dull. Surround yourself with these 20 brands, walk down the street, and you'll look like a big prick.

Marketing people of the world! Please listen!

COOL IS NOT YOUR TERRITORY.
YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE OF COOL.
(and)YOU ARE PARASITES.

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