Wednesday, 18 June 2008

it's been a long time...

..over a year, in fact, since I paid a visit to the wonderful world of "Conservapedia".
Last time, you may remember, we discovered how the dinosaurs co-existed with humanity, and were saved along with the rest of the animal kingdom by Noah and his big fuck-off boat.
Today, we will visit the altogether darker world that is Atheism.

Atheists are terrible people, I've learnt: They are more likely to commit suicide, mass murder, be insane and be communists (or anti-American).

But worst(best) of all, Atheists, "look upon the following behaviors as morally acceptable: illegal drug use; excessive drinking; sexual relationships outside of marriage; abortion; cohabitating with someone of opposite sex outside of marriage; obscene language; gambling; pornography and obscene sexual behavior; and engaging in homosexuality/bisexuality."

Incidentally, while we're talking about "the Gays", "Given the many diseases associated with homosexuality, the Bible prohibition against homosexuality is quite arguably one of the many examples where the Bible exhibited knowledge that was ahead of its time." See?

Oh. Jesus, it goes on... We come to "reasonable explanations for Atheism."
Before we look at this, do bear in mind these are REASONABLE explanations, okay? I will cherry pick, which is another thing I probably do due to my;
1: "Moral depravity: Moral depravity has been demonstrated in the atheist community through history and through studies."
2: "Superficiality."
3: "Error."
and, of course,
4: "Poor relationship with father: Some argue that a troubled/non-existent relationship with a father may influence one towards holding the position of atheism."
In addition, they are "all intelligent and arrogant."

Well children, your host is retiring for today - I have lots of illegal drugs/abortion/sexual depravity to attend to. Perhaps next time we can read Conservapedia's balanced discussion of Global Warming or Gun Control....

PS. "Anti-Americanism is the prevailing disease of intellectuals today." I thought it was Atheism.


Dave Armstrong said...

My god, I just read the 'Gun Control bit on Conservapedia. It tempted me to start up my own blog / forum to try and get some funny stuff put up there for their flawless insight and undeniable opinion...

Have now bookmarked this blog - keep up the good work.

discoriggall said...

thanks a lot!
we can only hope conservapedia replaces the evil liberal bias of wikipedia, with its "Britisher English" very soon :)