Friday, 4 July 2008

syntax era

For a while now I've been getting email newsletters from an organisation called "Human Events", who claim to have been "leading the conservative movement since 1944". It's American, and if you don't know who contributors Ann "Bitch" Coulter and Bill O'Reilly are, I leave you to do your homework. After all, you're already on the internet!
Anyway, here are some quotes...

"The United States is only one liberal Supreme Court justice away from being judicially transformed into France."
Cheese eaters!

"Educators at every level have sought to keep students from being exposed to any mention of America’s gun heritage."
School is so DUMB!

“natural rights” of the sort protected in the Bill of Rights should to be referred to as “absolute rights.”....natural rights (are) given us by God, our Creator, and as such, (are) completely and utterly unassailable by manmade governments."
God wrote the constitution! HE wants Americans to carry guns! But not the French!

"McCain has ...embraced every crackpot liberal idea, including the left's latest plan to exterminate the human race, called "global warming."
It's a LIE we'll be FINE, just carry on as you WERE!

"You can't eat your way out of being hungry!" "You can't water your way out of drought!" "You can't sleep your way out of tiredness!" "You can't drink yourself out of dehydration!"
We are unbelievably stupid! (I admit to taking this one totally out of context)

But they ARE unbelievably, and yet cynically and willfully stupid. Conservatives are either stupid or purposefuly misleading, ie evil.
Stupid, Horrendous, Idiotic and Terribly Evil.

In other apocalyptic news, in response to recent stories about Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter, who is apparenty famous in America, and the fact her new video is in all the viral video charts, I subjected myself to this three minutes:

Now, the stress of that has given me more grey hairs, but through the pain it occurs to me the message of this song, aimed at impressionable young girls, is "Girls are rubbish, and need boys even if they are shit." As someone else wrote about something else; "This is why terrorists hate America."

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